hotwhiteguy:

*cha cha’s real smooth right past my responsibilities*

 - Turn Down for Chocolate
129,998 plays!

sodomymcscurvylegs:

This is why I’m not allowed out in public.

h0odrich:

about me

h0odrich:

about me

Eggy Azalea - Fancy
Shiny Toy Guns - Speaking Japanese
727 plays!

indie-playlist:

Speaking Japanese by Shiny Toy Guns

Now I’m speaking Japanese

And you won’t understand me

I’ll do exactly what I please

And you won’t ever catch me, catch me

its-tuesday-again:

that’s my kind of price

Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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burritobb:

Modern romance.

burritobb:

Modern romance.

laughbitches:

xxriouykxx:

laughbitches:

pineplapple:

laughbitches:

Ive been a good noodle so my mom gifted me

It looks like your mom gifted you with juice dildos tbh

please don’t use popsicles as Dildos omg

everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough

DONT!!! USE!!! POPSICLES!!! AS!!! DILDOS!!! THEYRE COLD AND MEANT TO BE IN YOUR MOUTH NOT IN YOUR BOOTYHOLE

using Popsicles as dildos is my aesthetic

laughbitches:

xxriouykxx:

laughbitches:

pineplapple:

laughbitches:

Ive been a good noodle so my mom gifted me

It looks like your mom gifted you with juice dildos tbh

please don’t use popsicles as Dildos omg

everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough

DONT!!! USE!!! POPSICLES!!! AS!!! DILDOS!!! THEYRE COLD AND MEANT TO BE IN YOUR MOUTH NOT IN YOUR BOOTYHOLE

using Popsicles as dildos is my aesthetic

cleapatrah:

cleapatrah:

do attractive people gain followers every time they post a selfie

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jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

vagiants:

Id rather both of my headphones go out than one that is irritating as fuck